venturevibez:

“He was just a person. You completely idealized him and thought he was something more, like your soulmate or the “one.” But in reality, he was just another person like the rest of us.”

— My broken soul

k-raftboeck:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

zionthepansexual:

dangerbooze:

OH MY GOD

official-bremen:

“Die Skurrilsten Ausdrücke der Jugendsprache” aka “Wer benutzt sowas schon?”: 

meine Favoriten, Buchstabe A

footballersasvines:

football fans when they hear slander about their favorite players/teams

footballersasvines:

football fans when they hear slander about their favorite players/teams

goldiesugar:

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed

golldenthoughts:

findyourbeard:

trippy-von-trapp:

ariesgoddess92:

yousonosy:

alexbelvocal:

thetrippytrip:

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

Y'all soooooo annoying

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

“God?”
“Correct. Listen.”
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bless the internet

😂😂😂

mariogolmez:

ikercasiillas:

beginner footie tumblr: hating fans of your rival team 

advanced footie tumblr: hating fans of your own team 

@rodrii-bentancur is this u?

It is I

satansfavoritebitch:

cancerlibraleo:

bubblegumwhorescopes:

words-unleashed:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey
I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to.
Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS.
And I asked for something almost impossible,

I reblog this every time I see it

plz plz plz

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

celticpyro:

shadio:

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly